Category: Space


BMFcast 583 – Spiders – Gen-X-Files

Spiders (2000) has Lana Parrilla as a conspiracy theory obsessed reporter who investigates a space shuttle crash that may contain government-mutated spiders. Spoiler: it does! Of course, low-budget hijinks ensue. Sure, it feels like a Sci Fi Channel X-Files knockoff, but can a third act that goes PLACES push this into the upper tier of Jox-worthy movies?

BMFcast Extra 206 – Species II

Species II (1998) is the unnecessary sequel to the 1995 surprise hit, and it doesn’t even bother with that film’s sequel hook. This one has THREE sequel hooks in the end, and we’d wager that Species III doesn’t use any of them either.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 8th, 2020.

BMFcast561 – Alien Warrior – An Afterschool Special for Dirtbags

Alien Warrior (1985) is one of those movies. It’s baffling in all the best ways. It’s about a beefy space alien man who comes to Earth to defeat “Great Evil”. Once here he runs afoul of evil pimp Mr. One and also helps kids learn to read after building a sports car from scratch. Who is this for?!

BMFcast558 – Killdozer – NoDoz

Killdozer (1974) is an ABC movie of the week featuring a space rock that possesses a bulldozer and tries to murder half a dozen construction workers. They defeat it. That’s Killdozer.

BMFcast555 – Creature – Derpy Xenomorph

Creature (1985) is an Alien knockoff with effects from the team that would go on to make Aliens (and win an Oscar for it!) Something’s up on Saturn’s moon Titan and various ships are sent to investigate. Once there, they find a creature! People then get creatured.

BMFcast Extra 199 – Species

Species (1995) has a top notch cast and top notch nudity and yet it’s a complete mess. Aliens send us their DNA and we decide to merge it with our own DNA to see what happens, for fun. Fun does not ensue.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on October 19th, 2020.

BMFcast538 – Moonfall – The Jizz of the Ancients

Moonfall (2022) is completely bonkers. The moon falls out of its orbit and will crash into the Earth within weeks. A handful of heroes attempt to stop it but discover there’s more to the story than anyone realized. Way more. Like holy God there’s so much more. Roland Emmerich’s latest disaster movie is one of the goofiest things you can watch, and you should absolutely watch it.

BMFcast Extra 189 – The Shape of Things to Come

The Shape of Things to Come (1979) is a silly sci-fi tale about Jack Palance, lord of the robots, who wants to become emperor of the moon. You should really go check this out on Amazon Prime or wherever it might be streaming now before firing up this latest episode because, wow, this is a thing…

BMFcast529 – Doctor Mordrid – The Eye of Clamato

Doctor Mordrid (1992) is Full Moon’s take on Marvel’s Doctor Strange. It even started life as a Doctor Strange movie until they lost the rights at some point. Jeffrey Combs stars as the titular doctor and doesn’t get much to do. In fact, not much happens at all in this very padded 74 minute effort.

BMFcast528 – The Blob – Art La Flurries

The Blob (1988) is a damn good time at the movies. This remake of the 1950s classic is both faithful and surprising, and features some nifty special effects for the time. And this is how we said farewell to veteran character actor Art LaFleur who passed away this week. Ribbed.

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