Category: Reviews
BMFcast77 – A.D.D. it Up
Behold the good in this movie.
Speed Racer (2008) is an attempt to break our cycle of Golden Age movies by descending into the madness of a CG Nightmare. We also manage to break the streak of coming anywhere remotely close to agreeing about the rating of a movie.
Second half we keep it a little shorter after the rambling from the first half. We take a couple of calls from the Garfield Phone, talk Will Ferrell movies and the saga of The Fast and the Furious.
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BMFcast76 – Piscopo’d
He was one week past retirement!
Dead Heat (1988) is reviewed this week. As it was presented to us: “Treat Williams, Joe Piscopo & Vincent Price. Zombie buddy cops!” We had to watch it obviously.
Then we talk Hobo with a Shotgun and Your Highness. Then we speculate on the future projects of Duncan Jones and get objective and talk Atlas Shrugged: Part I. Plus, listener voicemail!
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BMFSpoilCast05 – Source Code
This SpoilCast we tackle Duncan Jones’ sophomore effort Source Code (2011). The Prince of Nebraska and the Queen of Santa Costumes team up with @ManMadeMoon to make a smart thriller. Come hear what we think and as always, spoilers will be aplenty!
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BMFSpoilCast04 – Sucker Punch
This punch is just a little off the mark. But there's still some gold within.
It’s been a while but we’re back with a new Spoilcast! This one is all about Sucker Punch (2011) and we try to dispel a little of the vitriol that’s been spewed about Zack Snyder’s latest. We’re not going to say we love it but we break it down a little more than blind hatred.
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BMFcast75 – Dirk Benedict’s Redeeming Moment
Giant all caps yellow text in the 80s was the giant all caps red text of today.
Body Slam (1986) stars Dirk Benedict and “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. It’s our first attempt at a comedy since Weekend at Bernie’s II and it stars a Canadian pretending to be a Scotsman who wrestles in America so we brought our expert on all these things in; Tobias, who is Welsh.
Second half we talk about Paul, adventures in Super Mooning with Speed, take some voicemails and more.
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BMFcast74 – Helen Killer
He looks too happy to contain any fury.
Blind Fury (1989) is reviewed this episode. Rutger Hauer headlines this action comedy movie and it seems as unsure of its direction as someone who has bad direction. What? You didn’t think we’d pick on the handicapped did you? There’s enough of that in this movie for everyone.
Then second half we take listener voicemail that delves in to a regurgitation of Jackass 3(d) and talk of various cunning stunts. Enjoy.
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BMFcast73 – Wiseau Winning
The Sheening
The Wraith (1986) helps us celebrate our two year anniversary with two crazy people stars. It’s the Charlie Sheenpocalypse and Randy Quaidanoia that can only be contained in one massive explosion after another.
Second half is a huge grab bag of stuff as we take multiple calls on the Garfield Phone Hotline, review Drive Angry 3D and cover two topics all in an overload of two year crazy. Oh and Tommy Wiseau is now the proper gift for a two year anniversary. Who needs cotton, calico or china when you can have spoons, tuxedos and footballs?
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BMFcast72 – Mandiballs
Taking back the word “zone” with explosive force.
Zone Troopers (1985) is reviewed and we are joined once again by Shiny Lights TStrel. This one is brought to us by Charles Band and directed by the writer of Arena. While not quite the unanimous winner that was, we still manage to have plenty of fun with this one.
Then second half it’s all Oscar talk. We give our picks, wishes and regrets on the entire showdown.
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BMFcast71 – 47 Little Indians
Nuthugger violence
Deadly Prey (1987) may be a low budget First Blood ripoff, but it’s got plenty going for it that John Rambo didn’t have till two sequels later – a HUGE body count. Oh and more mullets and tinier jean shorts.
Then in the second half we take some listener voicemails which answer many questions regarding myths, jobs and blood filled condoms. We also talk Winter’s Bone, The Mechanic and Exit Through the Gift Shop.
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BMFcast70 – Dickelf
A new standard in our rating system.
Forbidden Zone (1982) is (sigh) reviewed this episode. Just typing that statement pains us. This “movie” may have set a new standard for our lowest of the lows. Not since Twilight crossed our paths have we felt this much pain. Hope you enjoy our suffering.
On a happier note, in the second half we review The Mechanic and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (winner of the longest movie title of the last 10 years). Then it’s on to our reviews of the previews aired during Super Bowl XLV and a quick breakdown on what we’re looking forward to during the Summer Movie Season.
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