Category: Insanity
BMFcast Extra 210 – Guns Akimbo
Guns Akimbo (2020) is a divisive motion picture about an underground fight/murder club, social media, sick needle drops and offers of crack cocaine. It stars Daniel Radcliffe who displays some remarkable comedic timing playing a man with guns bolted to his hands, for reasons.
This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on January 27th, 2021.
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BMFcast561 – Alien Warrior – An Afterschool Special for Dirtbags
Alien Warrior (1985) is one of those movies. It’s baffling in all the best ways. It’s about a beefy space alien man who comes to Earth to defeat “Great Evil”. Once here he runs afoul of evil pimp Mr. One and also helps kids learn to read after building a sports car from scratch. Who is this for?!
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BMFcast556 – Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight – Hepatitis JC
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) is the first big screen version of the HBO series. It stars Billy Zane and William Sadler as warring entities in a battle to save or destroy humanity. There’s lots of goo along the way and a big heaping dose of Dick Miller.
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BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out
The Cannonball Run (1981) is a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast in a movie that’s ostensibly about a car race but it actually just a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast. But, I mean, if you see that there’s a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Jackie Chan you’re going to watch it no matter what. We did.
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BMFcast543 – New York Ninja – Nintendons
New York Ninja (1984/2021) managed to break our collective brains. Sure there’s plenty of talk about this incomplete, unreleased 80s film resurrected by Vinegar Syndrome, but it leads to questions about the nature of art and then the nature of reality. Is this movie real? Is anything real? Who are you people? What’s happening?
“I can’t wait to die.” — BJ
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BMFcast536 – The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter – Snake Sock
The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter (1984) is considered to be not just one of the best Shaw Brothers movies, but one of the best overall martial arts movies of all time. We were very confused about the plot but we do know that all the fighting RULES and the last 20 minutes in particular will rock your gosh darn snake socks off.
Editor’s Note: In this episode we will absolutely butcher names, proper nouns, places, events, phrases, minerals, traditions, religion and so on. We don’t mean to do this. It’s not done for laughs. We’re just dumb and talking too fast. We will strive to do better. We do know a lot about Soul Calibur though.
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BMFcast531 – Point Blank – Danny Treblow
Point Blank (1998) features a frightening Mickey Rourke infiltrating a Texas shopping mall that has been taken over by escaped prisoners, including Danny Trejo. He’s bad at his job and while he gets results, it does seem as though way more people die than reasonably allowed. And the movie is Christmas-adjacent. We’ll explain how.
We also listen to a voicemail and argue about the validity of Nicolas Cage. Enjoy!
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BMFcast517 – Bad Blood – Lorenzo’s Oiled
Bad Blood (1994) is also known as Viper, but don’t call it that because it’s meaningless. Lorenzo Lamas is an ex-cop who has to help his idiot brother out of his “I stole $5 million from a drug cartel” situation. Absolutely, mind-blowingly ridiculous stunts are the result. Avoid the trailer, just go find a copy and enjoy.
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BMFcast512 – Strike Commando – Americanski
Strike Commando (1986) is why we do this. Terrible movie, absolute trash… and yet it’s the best thing. Reb Brown yells at and then murders everyone in Vietnam. Then later some extra folks in the Philippines. It’s Rambo: First Blood Part II made by space aliens.
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BMFcast Extra 183 – The New Barbarians
The New Barbarians (1983) aka Warriors of the Wasteland is a perfect example of why our podcast exists. It’s terrible yet glorious, and aside for one minute of the oddest keyword warning scene we’ve witnessed in a movie in quite some time, is a blast to watch with your friends. Enjoy this fun episode.
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