Category: Horror


BMFcast 589 – Evolver – Chekov’s Kaleidoscope

Evolver (1995) is a classic tale of boy plays VR game, boy meets girl who hates him, boy cheats to win VR tournament, boy wins robot, robot tries to kill boy, his mom, his kid sister, and the girl. It’s fun for the whole family, but is it Jox for the whole family?

BMFcast 588 – Deadly Friend – Cadavernapping

Deadly Friend (1986) is the story of a Doogie-Howser-esque robotics and AI genius who through a series of wildly inadvisable blunders sets a murderous-robot-brain-powered undead Kristy Swanson loose on an unsuspecting series of neighborhood jerks. All in the name of love, we think. We know Wes Craven can deliver on horror, but can he deliver on Jox?

BMFcast 583 – Spiders – Gen-X-Files

Spiders (2000) has Lana Parrilla as a conspiracy theory obsessed reporter who investigates a space shuttle crash that may contain government-mutated spiders. Spoiler: it does! Of course, low-budget hijinks ensue. Sure, it feels like a Sci Fi Channel X-Files knockoff, but can a third act that goes PLACES push this into the upper tier of Jox-worthy movies?

BMFcast 579 – Alligator – Dr. Pupslayerdotcom

Alligator (1980) is the tale of a baby gator flushed down the toilet who grows up eating genetically modified dogs from a nearby evil lab. Now detective Robert Forster has to figure out how to stop it once it goes on an oversized alligator rampage. Trust us, there’s a LOT more going on in this fun monster movie. But will it deliver the Jox?

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BMFcast Extra 209 – Underwater

Underwater (2020) is a deep sea monster movie that, while sometimes silly, mostly does everything right. It’s like Leviathan if Leviathan was good!

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on January 22nd, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 208 – Bats

Bats (1999) is one of the last “nature run amok” movies released to theaters before that genre became entirely relegated to the Syfy Channel. Bats makes the case that maybe that’s where they deserved to go.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on January 4th, 2021.

BMFcast563 – The Brain – Typical Canadian Christmas

The Brain (1988) is our second film from director Ed Hunt (Alien Warrior). While not nearly as insane as that film, it does have its own “Uhhh, what the heck is this?” thing going on. Canadian teens are menaced by a giant brain that eats people and wants a popular TV show. And it’s a Christmas movie.

BMFcast Extra 206 – Species II

Species II (1998) is the unnecessary sequel to the 1995 surprise hit, and it doesn’t even bother with that film’s sequel hook. This one has THREE sequel hooks in the end, and we’d wager that Species III doesn’t use any of them either.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 8th, 2020.

BMFcast558 – Killdozer – NoDoz

Killdozer (1974) is an ABC movie of the week featuring a space rock that possesses a bulldozer and tries to murder half a dozen construction workers. They defeat it. That’s Killdozer.

BMFcast557 – Zombie High – Get Busy Child

Zombie High (1987) is neither about zombies nor high school. Adult children at a private academy get turned into 80s yuppies so that the staff can drink their sweet, sweet goo and live forever. There’s not a lot to discuss which is why the conversation devolves into nothing but Blacula and Supernatural talk. Enjoy!

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