Category: Podcast
BMFcast560 – Street Fighter – Li-fenestra-chun
Street Fighter (1994) is a big ol’ mess of a video game movie featuring a coked up Jean-Claude Van Damme and a sadly dying Raul Julia butting heads while a whole bunch of supporting characters… also do stuff. It’s nothing like the video games but some of the costumes are accurate!
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BMFcast559 – Mercenary Fighters – Superfly DDT
Mercenary Fighters (1988) is a Cannon release about a group of, uh… mercenary fighters who are hired to remove some rebels from a small African country. While doing so, some of them (mainly Reb Brown) seem to think they’re not doing the right thing. He keeps doing it long after he comes to that conclusion though. It’s not very clear. But he gets to yell and stuff, so there’s there.
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BMFcast558 – Killdozer – NoDoz
Killdozer (1974) is an ABC movie of the week featuring a space rock that possesses a bulldozer and tries to murder half a dozen construction workers. They defeat it. That’s Killdozer.
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BMFcast557 – Zombie High – Get Busy Child
Zombie High (1987) is neither about zombies nor high school. Adult children at a private academy get turned into 80s yuppies so that the staff can drink their sweet, sweet goo and live forever. There’s not a lot to discuss which is why the conversation devolves into nothing but Blacula and Supernatural talk. Enjoy!
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BMFcast556 – Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight – Hepatitis JC
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) is the first big screen version of the HBO series. It stars Billy Zane and William Sadler as warring entities in a battle to save or destroy humanity. There’s lots of goo along the way and a big heaping dose of Dick Miller.
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BMFcast555 – Creature – Derpy Xenomorph
Creature (1985) is an Alien knockoff with effects from the team that would go on to make Aliens (and win an Oscar for it!) Something’s up on Saturn’s moon Titan and various ships are sent to investigate. Once there, they find a creature! People then get creatured.
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BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out
The Cannonball Run (1981) is a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast in a movie that’s ostensibly about a car race but it actually just a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast. But, I mean, if you see that there’s a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Jackie Chan you’re going to watch it no matter what. We did.
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BMFcast553 – TC 2000 – Spider-Man Breadbasket
TC 2000 (1993) is a mishmash of several better post-apocalyptic films, this one just features way more punching and kicking. BMFcast alums Billy Blanks, Bolo Yeung, Bobbie Phillips and Matthias Hues punch and kick and die and some become sex robots. You know, the circle of life.
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BMFcast Extra 204 – Final Score
Final Score (2018) is another retelling of 1995’s Sudden Death, itself a retelling a Die Hard. This one features Dave Bautista as an American in London trying to save a soccer stadium full of fans from evil terrorists. It is WAY better than you might think, and you should go seek it out.
This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on November 24th, 2020.
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BMFcast552 – Day of the Animals – Birdnertia
Day of the Animals (1977) is the fantastical tale of the hole in the ozone layer causing animals (and then later, people) to go mad. A dozen mountain hikers led by Christopher George (Enter the Ninja) are menaced by the wild animals and eventually by Leslie Nielsen as well. Everyone has a really bad time.
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