BMFcast 581 – Breathing Fire – Key-zza

Breathing Fire (1991) is about the eternal struggle between two children and their father over the fate of a plastic pizza that is the mold for a key to a vault which holds the proceeds of the father’s bank robbery. Oscar winner and all-around good dude Ke Huy Quan and Eddie Saavedra then enlist their drunk uncle to help them kick their dad’s ass. Is it good? Well, no. But is it good-bad? Join us and find out!

BMFcast Extra 215 – Zack Snyder’s Justice League

Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021) is finally a thing. Congrats internet, you did it I guess. And while we have wildly different opinions about this new cut of the 2017 film, we can both agree that we would prefer a smooth Superman.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on March 22nd, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 214 – Kickboxer 2

Kickboxer 2 (1991) might be director Albert Pyun’s most competent movie, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. A third Sloan brother appears and Thailand thinks that the way to regain their honor is to trick this kid into a fight.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on March 15th, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 213 – Mercenary

Mercenary (1997) stars action superstar Olivier Gruner and John Ritter (!) in a bizarre revenge tale cobbled together from other, better action films. But if you’re a fan of dudes getting launched into the air after an explosion, or pointless subplots about shoes… this might be the movie for you!

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on March 2nd, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 212 – Iron Eagle IV

Iron Eagle IV (1995) concludes the illustrious Iron Eagle quadrilogy as Chappy and Doug Masters (not dead!) reunite to reach these kids at a new flight school for troubled youths.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on February 24th, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 211 – Disturbia

Disturbia (2007) was chosen because we’ve become big fans of writer-director Christopher Landon (Happy Death Day, Freaky) of late. He co-wrote this teenage Rear Window that is very indicative of the time in which it was released.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on February 5th, 2021.

BMFcast Extra 210 – Guns Akimbo

Guns Akimbo (2020) is a divisive motion picture about an underground fight/murder club, social media, sick needle drops and offers of crack cocaine. It stars Daniel Radcliffe who displays some remarkable comedic timing playing a man with guns bolted to his hands, for reasons.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on January 27th, 2021.

BMFcast 580 – Skyfire – Goner-Rail

Skyfire (2019) is a Chinese-made disaster movie. Combining all the dumbest parts of Jurassic World (really dangerous idea for a resort) and Dante’s Peak (a volcano wrecks everyone’s day.) Also, it’s directed by Simon West, who brought us Con Air. Can all the dumbest parts add up to an awesome Jox-worthy whole? Or will we melt down and toss it some bags?

, May 22, 2023. Category: 2010s, Disaster. Tagged: , .

BMFcast 579 – Alligator – Dr. Pupslayerdotcom

Alligator (1980) is the tale of a baby gator flushed down the toilet who grows up eating genetically modified dogs from a nearby evil lab. Now detective Robert Forster has to figure out how to stop it once it goes on an oversized alligator rampage. Trust us, there’s a LOT more going on in this fun monster movie. But will it deliver the Jox?

, May 8, 2023. Category: Horror, Dogs, 80s, Cops. Tagged: , , , .

BMFcast 578 – Double Trouble – Michalak-a-Hiney-Ho

Double Trouble (1992) brings us one step closer to completing the filmography of the Barbarian Bros. This time one’s a cop, one’s a cat burglar. They’re forced to be partners on opposite sides of the law when they both get tangled up in a high-stakes diamond heist. With a preppie FBI handler and plenty of C-list supporting actors along for the ride, will their wacky hijinks be enough to steal a Jox rating?