Month: December 2019


BMFcast494 – The Minion – Ma’am This is a Wendigo’s

The Minion (1998) is End of Days a year before End of Days came out. Dolph Lundgren is a Templar who must stop Satan from getting the key to the bottomless pit and such. It’s very dull and makes End of Days look great.

The second half is another opinion explosion as we continue to cram for the Golden Jox awards. After more thoughts on The Rise of Skywalker (and Star Wars in general), we talk Dark Phoenix, 6 Underground, Shaft (2019), The Laundromat, Rim of the World, See You Yesterday, various Christmas movies, The Kid Who Would Be King, Crawl, Zombieland: Double Tap, and It: Chapters One and Two. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 133 – The Foreigner

The Foreigner (2017) is a story about the IRA. In 2017. Jackie Chan’s daughter is murdered in an IRA bombing (in 2017) and he harasses Irish political man Pierce Brosnan for the names of the bombers so he can Jackie Chan them to death. Dark, somber, not at all like something we usually watch… but is it worth it despite all that? Tune in.

BMFcast493 – Riot – Major Stunts

Riot (1996) takes place on Christmas Eve, during a riot in Los Angeles. The British ambassador’s daughter has been kidnapped and only Gary Daniels and Sugar Ray Leonard can save her. It’s Escape From New York meets The Warriors meets STUNTS!

In the second half, Harlo has brief, non-spoiler thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, and Chuck takes on Alita: Battle Angel and Serenity. Then we’ve got some thoughts about new theatrical releases receiving a day one patch (Cats). Enjoy, and Happy Holidays everyone!

BMFcast492 – Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 – Naughty This

Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) starts with 45 MINUTES OF FLASHBACKS to the first film. That’s not a joke. Then the short film sequel begins as the killer’s brother is now the killer and also a horrible actor. Drink every time he wiggles his eyebrows and chug every time he says “Naughty!”.

The second half is a movie opinion-a-palooza as we’ve got a lot of catching up to do. So join us for our thoughts on the following: Knives Out, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (contains mild spoilers), Ad Astra, X-Men Dark Phoenix, Hobbs & Shaw, Angel Has Fallen, Detective Pikachu, The Kid Who Would Be King, Dumbo, Long Shot, The Irishman, Anna and the Apocalypse, Replicas and finally a surprise film you’ll all want to know about.

And there’s still more! Enjoy chat about the new Netflix series The Movies That Made Us, and then finally we take an email about new television purchasing. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 132 – Running Scared

Running Scared (1980) features Ken Wahl and Judge Reinhold (in his film debut) as two US servicemen on the run from the CIA because they’ve inadvertently gotten themselves mixed up in the Bay of Pigs invasion. Everyone shouts and there are zero consequences.

BMFcast Extra 131 – Universal Soldier III Unfinished Business

Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998) is the second of two Movie Channel attempts to turn the franchise into a weekly TV show, and if you like scenes where super soldiers walk around in slow motion to the opening guitar riff of Everclear’s “I Will Buy You A New Life” have we got a movie for you.

BMFcast Extra 130 – Lock Up

Lock Up (1989) is one of several “dudes in prison” movies from around this time, and while it’s not the full speed Sylvester Stallone action movie we’re used to, it’s still worth a look. Also, Danny Trejo is here.

BMFcast Extra 129 – Dragonheart

Dragonheart (1996) features the voice of Sean Connery as The Last Dragon and Dennis Quaid as a dragonslayer. Naturally the two are at odds with one another but soon become friends and start grifting the villagers all across the countryside. Also there’s an evil king who must be stopped blah blah blah.