Category: Reviews


BMFcast486 – Martial Law II – Don’t Get Hit With Anything in the Groin

Martial Law II: Undercover (1991) replaces Chad McQueen with Jeff Wincott, but Cynthia Rothrock is still here to be underutilized.

In the second half we’ve got thoughts on El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (very mild spoilers), Spider-Man: Far From Home (mild MCU spoilers), Stuber, Disney’s remake of The Lion King, and then finally Sucker Punch. Enjoy!

BMFcast485 – Karate Rock – Can’t Stop the Rock

Karate Rock (1990) is a movie devoid of, well… everything. There’s not one single thing about this Italian Karate Kid knockoff that anyone could say is “good”. But is it entertaining? Half the usual crew is on hand to answer that burning question.

In the second half Chuck has an exclusive “not on 31 Days of Horror” review for Annabelle Comes Home (2019) while Harlo preps for Joker (2019) by watching The King of Comedy (1983) for the first time. Then some chat about Scorsese’s comments about comic book movies not being “cinema”. Enjoy!

BMFcast484 – Journey 2 The Mysterious Island – Luis Goofman

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) is an unnecessary but superior sequel to the Brendan Fraser original, except he’s gone and has been replaced with The Rock. Also, Michael Caine, Luis Guzman and Vanessa Hudgens join the returning Josh Hutcherson. That’s right, it’s ROCKTOBER time!

In the second half we’ve got hot takes on Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Across the Universe and Breaking Bad. Also, it’s spooky season with Chuck on YouTube as 31 Days of Horror enters its 12th season!

BMFcast483 – Skatetown USA – Nobody Puts Skatey in a Corner

Skatetown USA (1979) has never been available commercially until just now, as a Blu-ray has just been released. If you’ve ever dreamed of time traveling, pop this disc in and let the colors and sounds take you away to a simpler time of vaudeville comedians, skate dancing and cocaine.

In the second half we’ve got thoughts on the Beatles-less Yesterday, Danny Boyle’s Shallow Grave and the Bradley Cooper movie Limitless. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 125 – Universal Soldier II Brothers in Arms

Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998) is a direct to pay cable “sequel” to the 1992 film that pretty much picks up where that film left off featuring none of the original cast members. The latter is not even in the top 10 of this film’s issues. Still, it co-stars Gary Busey and Burt Reynolds, so that’s the draw here.

BMFcast Extra 124 – John Wick 3 Parabellum

John Wick: Chapter 3 (2019) is such an exciting movie that we brought in fellow BMFcast Prime co-host Maki to help us talk through it. It’s John Wick. He murders fools. And we love it.

BMFcast482 – Journey to the Center of the Earth – Whacking the Mackerel

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) is a 15 minute 3D theme park attraction that runs 90 minutes. Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson fall into the center of the earth and then have to journey out of it. It’s kind of backwards actually. But it might be dumb fun.

In the second half, Harlo recounts the Rambo quadrilogy while BJ wraps up the third season of GLOW and two more seasons of Archer. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 123 – Project Shadowchaser

Project: Shadowchaser (1992) is sometimes just called Shadowchaser, but either way it features an android named Romulus Shadowchaser (Frank Zagarino) who takes the President’s daughter (Meg Foster) hostage in order to collect 50 million dollars. Ex-football man Martin Kove is the only one who can stop him, that’s to the most convoluted series of events ever.

BMFcast481 – Wheels of Fire – Scheduled Pipe Fights

Wheels of Fire (1985) is a post-apocalyptic Mad Max “tribute” starring no one. It’s 80 minutes of car chases, stunts, flame throwers, sex in the heavens, and occasional dune buggies.

In the second half we’ve got more thoughts on Rocketman, the How To Train Your Dragon franchise, Aquaman, Cobra Kai Season Two, and Breaking Bad. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 122 – Iron Eagle II

Iron Eagle II (1988) is a lousy sequel that makes the original look even better. Doug Masters is killed off in the opening scene and then Louis Gossett Jr. has to get a bunch of bland US and Soviet forces to work together to blow up the Middle East.

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