Category: Post-Apocalyptic
BMFcast553 – TC 2000 – Spider-Man Breadbasket
TC 2000 (1993) is a mishmash of several better post-apocalyptic films, this one just features way more punching and kicking. BMFcast alums Billy Blanks, Bolo Yeung, Bobbie Phillips and Matthias Hues punch and kick and die and some become sex robots. You know, the circle of life.
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BMFcast Extra 198 – Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) is the second entry in the franchise and there’s so much baffling stuff in it that it broke our brains, rendering us nearly incapable of recapping it properly. But we try.
This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on October 12th, 2020.
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BMFcast Extra 191 – 2019 After the Fall of New York
2019: After the Fall of New York (1983) is a pre-Children of Men / post-Escape From New York ripoff featuring laser crossbows, monkey men, and the last fertile woman on Earth. Action scenes feature random snippets of OH MY GOD VIOLENCE as well as random flipping and hidden trampolines.
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BMFcast525 – Raiders of Atlantis – Laser Rub and Tug
Raiders of Atlantis (1983) is another baffling Italian action film that involves a glam motorcycle gang that may or may not be from Atlantis menacing a group of survivors from a disaster caused by Atlantis. We are all very confused by this thing.
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BMFcast Extra 183 – The New Barbarians
The New Barbarians (1983) aka Warriors of the Wasteland is a perfect example of why our podcast exists. It’s terrible yet glorious, and aside for one minute of the oddest keyword warning scene we’ve witnessed in a movie in quite some time, is a blast to watch with your friends. Enjoy this fun episode.
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BMFcast501 – Battle Queen 2020 – Melon Delivery
Battle Queen 2020 (2001) is a “movie” that stars Julie Strain’s breasts and martial artist Jeff Wincott who performs zero martial arts. It’s barely a movie, and we barely want to talk about it.
In the second half it’s quarantine talk as we’ve been watching a lot! We’re here to tell you all about Sonic the Hedgehog, JoJo Rabbit, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Edge of Seventeen, Bandslam, 2019’s Charlie’s Angels, Kubo and the Two Strings, Blade Runner 2049, Ocean’s Twelve and Jumanji: The Next Level. Enjoy!
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BMFcast499 – New Crime City – The Grand Finale
New Crime City (1994) takes place in the year 2020 and that’s why we watched it. It’s an Escape from New York ripoff that sees Rick Rossovich (Top Gun) entering Crime City to stop a virus from being released. We’re not entirely sure if he’s successful or not.
In the second half we’ve got quick thoughts on Turbo Kid, The Dead Don’t Die, and Breaking Bad. Enjoy!
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BMFcast Extra 140 – No Escape
No Escape (1994) stars Ray Liotta as a prisoner sent to a desolate island because the warden (Michael Lerner) doesn’t have any oversight, apparently. Once there he faces the choice of either joining the cutthroat Outsiders or the hippie peace commune on the beach. Some dudes get wrecked here and there.
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BMFcast481 – Wheels of Fire – Scheduled Pipe Fights
Wheels of Fire (1985) is a post-apocalyptic Mad Max “tribute” starring no one. It’s 80 minutes of car chases, stunts, flame throwers, sex in the heavens, and occasional dune buggies.
In the second half we’ve got more thoughts on Rocketman, the How To Train Your Dragon franchise, Aquaman, Cobra Kai Season Two, and Breaking Bad. Enjoy!
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BMFcast380 – Cherry 2000 – Butte Nuke
Cherry 2000 (1987) is the tale of a man and his sex robot. When Sam Treadwell’s (David Andrews) robo-wife short-circuits, he starts on a journey into the wastelands to find a new one. Helping him is an unlikely tracker (Melanie Griffith), but they have to avoid the angry Murder Dad cult led by Lester (Tim Thomerson). Yes, this movie is as odd as it sounds.
After the break Harlo gets Linklater’d as he compares Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) and Boyhood (2014), while Maki continues his magical journey with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002). Enjoy!
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