Category: Cops
BMFcast 594 – Sworn to Justice – Business Sexual
Sworn to Justice (1996) has Cynthia Rothrock as a sexy criminal psychologist who witnesses the murder of her sister and nephew and gains psychic powers. She becomes a sexy vigilante who stops crimes while also being sexy multiple times. This is one weird, sexy movie. Is it sexy enough to get multiple Jox? PSA: Stay tuned to the end of this episode for a big announcement!
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BMFcast 593 – Red Sun Rising – Death Jab for Cutie
Red Sun Rising (1994) brings us Don “The Dragon” Wilson as a Japanese cop whose partner is killed by an assassin with supernatural powers (James Lew). When the assassin and his boss look to start a gang war in Los Angeles, it’s up to Don to stop them, with the help of Mako, Michael Ironside, and Terry Farrell. Can this movie death punch its way to Jox?
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BMFcast 579 – Alligator – Dr. Pupslayerdotcom
Alligator (1980) is the tale of a baby gator flushed down the toilet who grows up eating genetically modified dogs from a nearby evil lab. Now detective Robert Forster has to figure out how to stop it once it goes on an oversized alligator rampage. Trust us, there’s a LOT more going on in this fun monster movie. But will it deliver the Jox?
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BMFcast 574 – Runaway – The Robot Cops
Runaway (1984) is the Tom Selleck vs spider robots and Gene Simmons movie you probably saw on HBO at some point. In the distant future of 1991, can a cop for robots and his new partner solve a murder mystery involving malfunctioning house bots and self-guided bullets? It’s a Michael Crichton movie, so you know technology is probably a bad thing. But did we decide this movie a good thing? One way to find out!
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BMFCast 568 – Velvet Smooth – Kung Fu Prostitute
Velvet Smooth (1976) continues Blaxploitation History Month in the tale of a private eye called in to find out who’s responsible for ripping off King, a low-level criminal running the numbers game. Can Velvet and her girls crack the case, with thugs and cops on either side hassling her? Or will we witness another interminable donnybrook with 3rd-grade-level fight choreography? (Our money is on the latter.)
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BMFcast Extra 207 – Collision Course
Collision Course (1989) pairs Jay Leno and Pat Morita as mismatched buddycops solving a case in Detroit. Much racism, zero laughs and one very insane moment late in the film is the result. Bonus: Harlo explains that he cannot see Jay Leno.
This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 21st, 2020.
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BMFcast556 – Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight – Hepatitis JC
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) is the first big screen version of the HBO series. It stars Billy Zane and William Sadler as warring entities in a battle to save or destroy humanity. There’s lots of goo along the way and a big heaping dose of Dick Miller.
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BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out
The Cannonball Run (1981) is a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast in a movie that’s ostensibly about a car race but it actually just a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast. But, I mean, if you see that there’s a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Jackie Chan you’re going to watch it no matter what. We did.
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BMFcast Extra 202 – The Relic
The Relic (1997) is a dimly lit creature feature about a monster murdering anyone it can find inside a Chicago museum. Only superstitious cop Tom Sizemore and scientist Penelope Ann Miller can stop it. No one can stop us, however.
This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on November 9th, 2020.
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BMFcast550 – An Eye for an Eye – Better Get Mako
An Eye for an Eye (1981) stars Chuck Norris as a loose cannon ex-San Francisco cop hunting down the killers of his friends. A solid supporting cast including Christopher Lee, Mako and Richard Roundtree either help or get in his way. People get kicked in the face.
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