Category: Christmas
BMFcast355 – Goldberg, Frankly Incensed, and Murder
Santa’s Slay (2005) is our holiday episode this year, and what a ride. A slay ride, if you will. Bill Goldberg plays a pissed off demon Santa looking to cause mayhem and go to strip clubs.
Second half is jam packed with Chuck’s Christmas marathon of Die Hard 2, Gremlins and Love Actually, Harlo attempts to revisit Space Jam, the second X-Men trilogy is discussed, and then some other movie what was it oh yeah Rogue One: A Star Wars Story makes a spoiler-free appearance. Enjoy!
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BMFcast337 – Helen Stunt
Trancers (1984) returns us to the works of Charles Band. Jack Deth is a good cop who lost his way after his wife was killed by Whistler’s trancers, zombie-like dudes who do his evil bidding. So he travels to the distant past of 1985 to meet Helen Hunt and keep himself from being erased from history. All that in a 76-minute movie!
After the break Harlo has some Suicide Squad hot takes, Maki weighs in on Stranger Things, and Friday the 13th Part 9: Jason Goes To Hell gets insulted. All this plus listener e-mails! Enjoy!
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BMFcast304 – Humbags
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) helps us celebrate the grand tradition of Christmas with body horror, witchcraft, Clint Howard and other general unpleasantness. Does it get us in the spirit? (Spoiler: Look at the episode title.)
After the break we talk a couple huge releases, What We Do In The Shadows and Ant-Man! Oh yeah, and a sequel in a pretty well known series, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Have you heard of it? We give our thoughts, both spoiler-free and spoiler HEAVY. If you’re one of the 8 people that hasn’t seen it yet, you have been warned. Enjoy!
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BMFcast254 – Ludacrismas
Fred Claus (2007) is our gift to you this holiday season. May the tidings of Oscar winners and tiny Luda be upon you and yours.
Second half we keep it short but talk The Expendables 3, The Scribbler and Nick Offerman’s American Ham. Enjoy!
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BMFcast246 – Merry Christmas, Grizzly Adams
Elves (1989) is where we begin to stretch the meaning of Malltober because there simply aren’t enough mall horror movies. This time it’s a large department store and there’s a Nazi plot to breed elves with humans to make the perfect assassins and only Dan Haggerty can stop it. Right.
Second half we discuss Guardians of the Galaxy, Galaxy Quest, Dead & Buried, The Thing and The Thing. Plus more including listener correspondence. Enjoy!
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BMFcast206 – Hodorphan
Santa with Muscles (1996) is how we wrap up our celebration of Christmas this year. Celebration used in the loosest of terms.
Second half we talk Anchorman 2, White House Down and discuss our favorite holiday movies. Plus listener correspondence and more. Enjoy!
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BMFcast205 – Drinking is the Norm at Christmas
Santa Buddies (2009) kicks off our holiday season by revisiting those miserable talking dogs from Super Buddies. This time though the CG is worse and it nearly kills our holiday spirit. Which is ironic because the movie is all about why we should have the holiday spirit.
Second half we talk a bevy of movies including The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, 2 Guns and more. Then some listener correspondence. Enjoy!
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BMFcast156 – Christmas Russian
Christmas Rush (2002) aka (inexplicably) Breakaway continues our Christmas tradition. It’s a TV movie of Die Hard in a mall starring Dean Cain, Erika Eleniak and Eric Roberts. It’s also much better than it should be.
Second half we talk about this little movie you may have heard us and others talking about, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Plus other older and random movies to make for plenty to talk about. Enjoy!
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BMFcast65 – Michael Keaton’s Fishing Yacht
You can almost see the remorse in his eyes.
Jack Frost (1998) helps us celebrate Christmas with a children’s horror favorite. See the most frightening thing Jim Henson’s Creature Shop may have ever created as Michael Keaton is turned into an abominable snowman ghost dad. Oh wait, it’s not a horror movie? Coulda fooled us.
Then it’s our Tron Swan song as we talk Tron: Legacy and Black Swan in the second half. Plus some listener voicemails from the Garfield Phone Hotline.
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