Category: Bikers


BMFcast554 – The Cannonball Run – Cannonball Your Brains Out

The Cannonball Run (1981) is a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast in a movie that’s ostensibly about a car race but it actually just a collection of gags performed by an all-star cast. But, I mean, if you see that there’s a movie starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore and Jackie Chan you’re going to watch it no matter what. We did.

BMFcast525 – Raiders of Atlantis – Laser Rub and Tug

Raiders of Atlantis (1983) is another baffling Italian action film that involves a glam motorcycle gang that may or may not be from Atlantis menacing a group of survivors from a disaster caused by Atlantis. We are all very confused by this thing.

BMFcast518 – Nightmare Beach – Enter the Draggin’

Nightmare Beach (1989) is what happens when the Italians come over to Daytona Beach, Florida to make a Spring Break movie. A masked killer is offing Spring Breakers left and right. Could it be Diablo, the recently executed leader of the local biker gang? Go Gators!

BMFcast Extra 169 – Homefront

Homefront (2013) is a Sylvester Stallone written action movie starring Jason Statham and not Stallone. Literally no Stallone. Statham is a former DEA agent who moves to the meth capital of Louisiana NOT KNOWING THIS AHEAD OF TIME. James Franco meth dealer hijinks ensue and dudes get WRECKED.

BMFcast481 – Wheels of Fire – Scheduled Pipe Fights

Wheels of Fire (1985) is a post-apocalyptic Mad Max “tribute” starring no one. It’s 80 minutes of car chases, stunts, flame throwers, sex in the heavens, and occasional dune buggies.

In the second half we’ve got more thoughts on Rocketman, the How To Train Your Dragon franchise, Aquaman, Cobra Kai Season Two, and Breaking Bad. Enjoy!

BMFcast470 – Driving Force – Sex Mint

Driving Force (1989) takes place during an apocalypse of some kind, but one that has only affected the tow truck industry. Sam Jones and Don Swayze play dueling tow truck drivers, and Catherine Bach plays a lady.

In the second half we’ve got some thoughts on The Lego Movie 2, and BJ revisits the BMFcast classic Action USA. Enjoy!

BMFcast417 – BMX Bandits – Stunt Roll

BMX Bandits (1983) brings Nicole Kidman her BMFcast debut and returns one of our favorite directors, Brian Trenchard-Smith. Three teens who love BMX’ing get caught up in shenanigans when they steal some police radios intended to be used in a bank heist. Chase scenes ensue. A lot of extended chase scenes.

After the break Harlo and Chuck return from the theater to discuss Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) and, of course, Pacific Rim (2013). Harlo enjoys The Greatest Showman (2017) and Game Over, Man (2018) before Chuck gets into some TV with Netflix’s Jessica Jones Season 2 and The Toys That Made Us. As if that wasn’t enough, we catch up on listener correspondence and are even presented with a movie mystery to solve!

Want to get in touch with us? E-mail us at bmf@bmfcast.com or call the Garfield Hotline at 910-5JOX-BMF (910-556-9263), and check out our Patreon at patreon.com/bmfcast for bonus podcasts, videos and more. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 065 – Scavenger Hunt

Scavenger Hunt (1979) is one of Chuck’s childhood favorites and a first time watch for Harlo. How will two grown men react to a broad, wacky farce involving every funny person who existed in 1979?

BMFcast403 – Chrome Soldiers – Iraq Defeats Truman

Chrome Soldiers (1992) is a TV movie reuniting two of our favorites: Gary Busey and Yaphet Kotto! However, neither really gets used the way we’d like in this tale of Vietnam Vet bikers taking on corrupt cops and a drug ring in Oregon.

The second half is chock full of so many movies we’re just gonna make a list, so check it out if you like any of the following: Justice League (2017), Spider Man Homecoming (2017), The Maze Runner (2014), Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015), The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017), The Incredibles (2004), Toy Story 3 (2010), Alien Covenant (2017) extra features, Arsenal (2017), Black Butterfly (2017) or Office Christmas Party (2016). Phew!

Want to get in touch with us? E-mail us at bmf@bmfcast.com or call the Garfield Hotline at 910-5JOX-BMF (910-556-9263). Enjoy!

BMFcast378 – Streets of Fire – The Whoopi Rotation

Streets of Fire (1984) welcomes director Walter Hill to the hall of BMFcast alums. Michael Paré is a mercenary hired by Rick Moranis to track down his rock singer girlfriend, Diane Lane, who’s been kidnapped by Willem Dafoe. This “Rock & Roll Fable” has style for days, but is the substance enough to push it into Jox territory?

After the break we talk about The Lego Batman Movie (2017) before discussing Fist Fight (2017) and its similarities to Three O’Clock High (1987). We take some voicemails, e-mails and even an MP3-mail, too! Enjoy!

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