Month: September 2021


BMFcast521 – Dimension 5 – Bill Sty The Science Guy

Dimension 5 (1966) is a James Bond wannabe about secret agent Justin Power (Jeffrey Hunter), his much more capable sidekick, time travel, and a plot to blow up Los Angeles on Christmas Day. Sounds exciting, right? Noooooooooope.

BMFcast520 – Bikini Summer – The T&A DA

Bikini Summer (1991) is a harmless T&A comedy which one BMFcaster describes as “The Citizen Kane of movies with the word ‘bikini’ in the title”. The other three don’t much care to describe it at all. Also, BJ announces his exciting new Patreon show!

BMFcast519 – Redemption – White Tara, Heroine

Redemption (2002) features a bunch of our favorite direct to video action stars (Don “The Dragon” Wilson, Cynthia Rothrock, etc.) not doing any of the things anyone want them to do. This is a cop drama about a good cop gone sorta bad but then there’s a… redemption. Things that actually would have redeemed the film never happen.

BMFcast Extra 186 – Parker

Parker (2013) is a weird Jason Statham movie as it’s from the director of Ray and An Officer and a Gentleman, and features a better cast than usual for one of these things. It’s familiar and fun but also odd and it makes some baffling story choices.

BMFcast518 – Nightmare Beach – Enter the Draggin’

Nightmare Beach (1989) is what happens when the Italians come over to Daytona Beach, Florida to make a Spring Break movie. A masked killer is offing Spring Breakers left and right. Could it be Diablo, the recently executed leader of the local biker gang? Go Gators!

BMFcast517 – Bad Blood – Lorenzo’s Oiled

Bad Blood (1994) is also known as Viper, but don’t call it that because it’s meaningless. Lorenzo Lamas is an ex-cop who has to help his idiot brother out of his “I stole $5 million from a drug cartel” situation. Absolutely, mind-blowingly ridiculous stunts are the result. Avoid the trailer, just go find a copy and enjoy.