Why Episode I sucks in approximately 70 minutes…
This guy apparently found some kind of machine that burrows into my head and can READ MY MIND. Because every complaint he has is one that I’ve leveled at this movie at some point. Just watch it. Then watch part 2, then parts 3-7. Yes, his series has more episodes than Star Wars.
The only problem with this already existing? How can a BMFcast possibly top this? And here I was hoping we’d be able to do Episode I for Episode 50… Even if we do, I promise not to talk like that guy. Maybe.