Month: October 2009


Yes there’s that many posts..

In an effort to get completely caught up on casts we had in the can there have been three releases this week. No, that’s not going to be the usual. We also just wanted to get our horrible horror movie cast out in time for Halloween. Now that’s been done we return to our regularly scheduled programming.

And here’s the dumpster baby cupcakes that Asian correspondent Sue Wasabi made for the occasion.

No 27 - Crunchy Baby

Yes, they are trash bags with little plastic (upside down) babies and various tool candles. We all hope the bus ride to hell is fun.

BMFcast29 – Completely Inappropriate

Double features aren't always doubly good.

Double features aren't always doubly good.

This week the manatees at the BMFcast delve into the world of the double feature for Halloween, with a review for Prom Night (2008) and Dumpster Baby (2000). From there the real horror begins.

Then we just delve into a further pit of horrors as we talk favorite and scariest horror movies of all time.

BMFcast28 – Boogaloo

Never bring a sword to a robot fight.

Never bring a sword to a robot fight.

This week we suffer at the hands of our first previously MST3k’d movie, Robot Holocaust (1986). There are some out there that claim it didn’t happen but we have proof.

Then we delve into the world of sequels both good and bad.

BMFcast27 – On A B***

Set a course for censorSHIP!

Set a course for censorSHIP!

This week we complete the trilogy of Ice with the Ice T (aquatic) vehicle known as Final Voyage (1999). We suffer through either the weakest rated R movie ever or a TV edit. Either way it needed more violence, language and nudity to make this Ice seem cool.

Then we briefly sum up Zombieland and go into the listener feedback pool in the second half.

The BMFcast hotline is now open!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring robot phone.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring robot phone.

That’s right kids, now you can use these new fangled phones to communicate with us Intertubes folks! Now as well as Electronic-mail, Tweeters, Facespaces and Word Wild Webs you can use Marconi’s Telephone system.

Just dial 910-5JOX-BMF from any phone and you’ll gain entry to our fabulous automated answering service where you may leave a suggestion, comment or other forms of emotion which may be used on a future ‘cast.  Simple as that. 910-556-9263 for those of you that don’t speak letters in your numbers. Enjoy!

BMFcast26 – 6monthstravaganza

The Passion of the Travolta.

The Passion of the Travolta.

This week we celebrate six months of casting with one INfamous movie. Scientology explodes onto the scene as we watch Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000). You’d think from all the time that has passed from 10,000 B.C. to Year One to 1941 and finally to 3000 A.D. the movies would have gotten better.

Then on a happier note we finally drop the bad and talk the good as we celebrate our favorite legitimate films of all time (other than Robot Jox)!

I have already killed you… in my mind.

“Who’s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?”

Well a few bad apples have spoiled the whole bunch.  We’ve recently received a lot of spam comments from .ru sites so I’ve had to turn on moderation for comments. Like Rocky, communism and Yakov Smirnoff the Russians have ruined something good in theory but bad in execution. The good news is we’ve enabled a setting that once you have an approved comment you should be able to comment freely. So if you comment and it doesn’t immediately appear it’s because you’re new and we’ll get to it as soon as possible.

The strange thing is all the comments were really nice with things like “It is the coolest site, keep so!” and “Excellent site. It was pleasant to me.” so we feel kind of bad killing them out but when they get posted about 10 times each we know it’s wishful thinking that they’re real.

Spam spam spam eggs and spam.