Category: Dolph Lundgren


BMFcast Extra 205 – Masters of the Universe

“He’s so dreamy.” — Man-at-Arms

Masters of the Universe (1987) is Cannon Films’ attempt to make money off the mostly no longer relevant He-Man franchise, starring Dolph Lundgren in the vehicle that was supposed to make him a star. Also along for the ride are Courtney Cox, Tom Paris from Star Trek Voyager and Mr. Strickland from Back to the Future.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on December 1st, 2020.

BMFcast Extra 203 – Universal Soldier Day of Reckoning

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) is the last UniSol movie to date and also the strangest, in a franchise FILLED with bizarre entries. Scott Atkins joins the franchise as a pissed off dad trying to uncover the reasons why Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) murdered his family. Dolph Lundgren is also here, inexplicably, having died in two previous Universal Soldier films.

This episode was previously premium Patreon content which originally posted on November 17th, 2020.

BMFcast Extra 172 – Universal Soldier Regeneration

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) is technically the fifth installment of the franchise that peaked with the first film and has never come close since. And sadly this is a shot in Bulgarian rubble film with a sad performance from JCVD and an absolutely bizarre turn from Dolph Lundgren (who, don’t forget, was thrown into a wood chipper at the end of the first one).

BMFcast494 – The Minion – Ma’am This is a Wendigo’s

The Minion (1998) is End of Days a year before End of Days came out. Dolph Lundgren is a Templar who must stop Satan from getting the key to the bottomless pit and such. It’s very dull and makes End of Days look great.

The second half is another opinion explosion as we continue to cram for the Golden Jox awards. After more thoughts on The Rise of Skywalker (and Star Wars in general), we talk Dark Phoenix, 6 Underground, Shaft (2019), The Laundromat, Rim of the World, See You Yesterday, various Christmas movies, The Kid Who Would Be King, Crawl, Zombieland: Double Tap, and It: Chapters One and Two. Enjoy!

BMFcast488 – Dead Trigger – Thanks Obama Bridge

Dead Trigger (2019) is a movie about Dolph Lundgren training a bunch of not-soliders to fight zombies, and they all pretty much die as a result. It’s terrible.

In the second half we’ve got a lot to catch up on including BJ’s thoughts on Dolemite is My Name (2019), Maki’s rewatch of Watchmen (2009) and Evil Dead 2 (1987), Harlo having words for Pet Sematary (2019), Good Boys (2019), Stranger Things Season 3 and Living With Yourself, and Chuck’s got quick thoughts on Trainwreck (2015), Crawl (2019), Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003), Revolver (2005) and Runner Runner (2013). Finally we wrap up with your emails. Enjoy!

BMFcast Extra 120 – Universal Soldier

Universal Soldier (1992) is the first of 97 pairings of Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. It’s a somewhat underrated action film that somehow has half a dozen sequels. Also, it’s the perfect Easter movie, what with all the resurrections and such.

BMFcast457 – 4Got10 – Mexican Sit-Off

4Got10 (2015) is the film we chose to denote the four of us celebrating the show’s 10th anniversary. It’s the tale of a drug deal gone bad and our main character has “4Got10” who he is. Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo and Michael Pare are along for the crime ride.

(Note: A character in the film uses a Google search engine knock off called Poodle, and while we neglected to mention this in the episode, it is indeed the best part of the entire movie.)

In the second half it’s celebration time, as we look back on 10 years of the BMFcast with stories, jokes and your emails and voicemails. We thank you all for being here and hope you continue to enjoy our… content.

BMFcast Extra 104 – Black Water

Black Water (2018) is still banking on your nostalgia for the pairing of Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. It’s a “submarine” movie that clearly doesn’t take place inside one, and was mostly filmed in Mobile, Alabama. It’s about as mundane as you can get, but is it bad?

BMFcast446 – Altitude – Sick Bags

Altitude (2017) had Dolph Lundgren on set for maybe a day and Denise Richards on set for far too long. It’s one of those airline hijacking things that is completely absurd but not in a fun way. Perhaps this genre is done?

In the second half we’re still doing Golden Jox prep as Harlo and BJ stream The Ballad of Buster Scruggs and Chuck gushes over Upgrade. Plus, documentaries VHS Lives and Nintendo Quest. Enjoy!

BMFcast398 – Don’t Kill It – Social Justice Dolph

Don’t Kill It (2016) returns Dolph Lundgren to the show, as a demon hunter tracking down a murder demon that hops bodies every time its host is killed. Can a small town sheriff and an FBI agent help him save the day? Or will a gory bloodbath ensue? It might be both in this horror comedy.

After the break Chuck watches HBO’s Spielberg (2017), which leads to discussion of his career, as well as the career of Michael Bay as Bad Boys (1995) is watched and a new BMFcast Extra theme is born. Oh yeah, and the Spider-Man movies get analyzed, as Harlo watched Spider-Man 2 (2004) again.

Want to get in touch with us? E-mail us at bmf@bmfcast.com or call the Garfield Hotline at 910-5JOX-BMF (910-556-9263). Enjoy!

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