Category: Christmas


BMFcast564 – Violent Night – It’s a Wonderful Death

Violent Night (2022) snuck out onto digital this week and so we jettisoned our original holiday plans. I mean, why wouldn’t we? This is David Harbour as a disgruntled, ancient warrior Santa trapped in a modern Die Hard/Home Alone scenario. If you like movies that we like, this is definitely for you. Have a Happy Holiday everyone!

BMFcast563 – The Brain – Typical Canadian Christmas

The Brain (1988) is our second film from director Ed Hunt (Alien Warrior). While not nearly as insane as that film, it does have its own “Uhhh, what the heck is this?” thing going on. Canadian teens are menaced by a giant brain that eats people and wants a popular TV show. And it’s a Christmas movie.

BMFcast531 – Point Blank – Danny Treblow

Point Blank (1998) features a frightening Mickey Rourke infiltrating a Texas shopping mall that has been taken over by escaped prisoners, including Danny Trejo. He’s bad at his job and while he gets results, it does seem as though way more people die than reasonably allowed. And the movie is Christmas-adjacent. We’ll explain how.

We also listen to a voicemail and argue about the validity of Nicolas Cage. Enjoy!

BMFcast530 – Zero Tolerance – Wet Love

Zero Tolerance (1994) features Robert Patrick as a straight-laced FBI man whose family is murdered by evil drug kingpin Titus Welliver. AT CHRISTMAS. He has zero tolerance for this and murders everyone in the organization. It’s a PM Entertainment joint which means lots of cars will explode.

BMFcast529 – Doctor Mordrid – The Eye of Clamato

Doctor Mordrid (1992) is Full Moon’s take on Marvel’s Doctor Strange. It even started life as a Doctor Strange movie until they lost the rights at some point. Jeffrey Combs stars as the titular doctor and doesn’t get much to do. In fact, not much happens at all in this very padded 74 minute effort.

The BMFcast Variety Hour 029 – The Ball Jar Jar

The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two (2020) is how we celebrate the Holidays around these parts. Should you? Tune in to find out.

Also we’ve got some thoughts on Good Omens, The Stand, The Mandalorian (and the 27 new Star Wars shows coming soon), Arrested Development, The Grand Tour and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Also, the gang learns that you can adjust playback speed on Netflix videos. Why?

BMFcast Extra 151 – Jingle All the Way 2

Jingle All The Way 2 (2014) features Larry the Cable Guy eventually trying to hunt down the toy he thinks his kid wants for Christmas. And how he ever produced that child is the film’s greatest mystery.

BMFcast Extra 149 – Santa’s Little Helper

Santa’s Little Helper (2015) features WWE stars The Miz and Paige who are battling to become the Vice President of Christmas, essentially. The Miz is a jackass who Santa wants to take over the position, and elf Paige is having none of it. From the director of 10 Things I Hate About You!

BMFcast493 – Riot – Major Stunts

Riot (1996) takes place on Christmas Eve, during a riot in Los Angeles. The British ambassador’s daughter has been kidnapped and only Gary Daniels and Sugar Ray Leonard can save her. It’s Escape From New York meets The Warriors meets STUNTS!

In the second half, Harlo has brief, non-spoiler thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, and Chuck takes on Alita: Battle Angel and Serenity. Then we’ve got some thoughts about new theatrical releases receiving a day one patch (Cats). Enjoy, and Happy Holidays everyone!

BMFcast492 – Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 – Naughty This

Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) starts with 45 MINUTES OF FLASHBACKS to the first film. That’s not a joke. Then the short film sequel begins as the killer’s brother is now the killer and also a horrible actor. Drink every time he wiggles his eyebrows and chug every time he says “Naughty!”.

The second half is a movie opinion-a-palooza as we’ve got a lot of catching up to do. So join us for our thoughts on the following: Knives Out, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (contains mild spoilers), Ad Astra, X-Men Dark Phoenix, Hobbs & Shaw, Angel Has Fallen, Detective Pikachu, The Kid Who Would Be King, Dumbo, Long Shot, The Irishman, Anna and the Apocalypse, Replicas and finally a surprise film you’ll all want to know about.

And there’s still more! Enjoy chat about the new Netflix series The Movies That Made Us, and then finally we take an email about new television purchasing. Enjoy!

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