Category: 2000s
BMFcast Extra 178 – Hitman
Hitman (2007) sucks. That’s it. That’s the description.
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BMFcast Extra 172 – Universal Soldier Regeneration
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) is technically the fifth installment of the franchise that peaked with the first film and has never come close since. And sadly this is a shot in Bulgarian rubble film with a sad performance from JCVD and an absolutely bizarre turn from Dolph Lundgren (who, don’t forget, was thrown into a wood chipper at the end of the first one).
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BMFcast Extra 159 – The Scorpion King 2
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (2008) is a prequel to The Scorpion King, which was a prequel to The Mummy Returns. There is no reason for it to exist and it provides no entertainment.
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BMFcast Extra 156 – Octopus
Octopus (2000) is about 12 movies all wrapped into one, and only a small portion of it involves an octopus. You mainly get that at the end. Before that it’s a Hunt for Red October / Speed 2 / Down Periscope mishmash that… well, look it’s on Amazon Prime so go watch it and then come back here for our bemused takes.
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BMFcast Extra 155 – Ablaze
Ablaze (2001) is what you get when director Jim Wynorski acquires all the action footage from last week’s movie City on Fire (along with a bit from Striking Distance) and then remakes City on Fire. The cast is silly, the new “story” is really silly, and it’s… better than the source material?
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BMFcast Extra 146 – Replicant
Replicant (2001) is a late stage Jean-Claude Van Damme movie that deserves your time. He plays both a serial killer and his genetic duplicate, the latter of which has been paired up with grumpy detective Michael Rooker to help catch the former. Van Damme fights himself several times, and those aren’t even the craziest scenes in this bonkers actioner directed by Ringo Lam.
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BMFcast Extra 144 – Gridiron Gang
Gridiron Gang (2006) is our final Rocktober movie. The Rock tries to reach juvenile delinquents by teaching them how to play football. It’s exactly what you think it is.
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BMFcast501 – Battle Queen 2020 – Melon Delivery
Battle Queen 2020 (2001) is a “movie” that stars Julie Strain’s breasts and martial artist Jeff Wincott who performs zero martial arts. It’s barely a movie, and we barely want to talk about it.
In the second half it’s quarantine talk as we’ve been watching a lot! We’re here to tell you all about Sonic the Hedgehog, JoJo Rabbit, Breaking Bad, El Camino, The Edge of Seventeen, Bandslam, 2019’s Charlie’s Angels, Kubo and the Two Strings, Blade Runner 2049, Ocean’s Twelve and Jumanji: The Next Level. Enjoy!
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BMFcast482 – Journey to the Center of the Earth – Whacking the Mackerel
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) is a 15 minute 3D theme park attraction that runs 90 minutes. Brendan Fraser and Josh Hutcherson fall into the center of the earth and then have to journey out of it. It’s kind of backwards actually. But it might be dumb fun.
In the second half, Harlo recounts the Rambo quadrilogy while BJ wraps up the third season of GLOW and two more seasons of Archer. Enjoy!
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BMFcast Extra 118 – The Crow Wicked Prayer
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) features Edward Furlong as JIMMY CUERVO, who battles Nic CRASH and Lola BYRNE and their gang of Satanists after being murdered and then Crow-ed. It is laughably bad. Unbelievably bad.
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