SNAAAAAKE!

This episode we watch D-War (2007) also known as Dragon Wars. It’s massive snakes who wreck Los Angeles in an attempt to become and even more powerful wrecking machine dragon. Also, there’s dinosaurs with rocket launchers. ‘Nuff said.

Then we talk more bits concerning dragons as this is posted during Dragon*Con 2010! If you’re magically hearing this AND at the con look for Harlo, say hi and get a shiny BMFcard.

]]> http://bmfcast.com/?feed=rss2&p=487 0 SNAAAAAKE! This episode we watch D-War (2007) also known as Dragon Wars. It’s massive snakes who wreck Los Angeles in an attempt to become and even more powerful wrecking machine dragon. Also, there’s dinosaurs with rocket launchers. ‘Nuff said. Then we talk more bits concerning dragons as this is posted during Dragon*Con 2010! If you’re magically hearing this AND at the con look for Harlo, say hi and get a shiny BMFcard. This episode we watch D-War (2007) also known as Dragon Wars. It’s massive snakes who wreck Los Angeles in an attempt to become and even more powerful wrecking machine dragon. Also, there’s dinosaurs with rocket launchers. ‘Nuff said. Then we [...] BMFcast 53:48 bad,movie,fiends,podcast,cast,bmfcast,film,cinema,movies,films,harlo,maki,bj,beej,garfield,phone,dragon,wars,war,snake,explosion,apache,dinosaur,raptor,con,atlanta yes http://bmfcast.com/?p=479 http://bmfcast.com/?p=479#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:59:24 +0000 bmfcast http://bmfcast.com/?p=479

The skill of gymnastics. The kill of karate.

This episode we finally tackle Gymkata (1985) which has been requested of us for a long time. If you thought dance fighting was tough stuff, wait till you get a load of the PUMMEL HORSE!

Then it’s on to, wait what is this??, THREE listener messages live from the Garfield Phone! Oh and we quickly talk about this little movie called THE EXPENDABLES!

Oh yeah, brother! Double Feature!

This episode we celebrate the big 5-0 in style with a double feature of epic proportions! First it’s No Holds Barred (1989) followed by Over the Top (1987). Wrestling and arm wrestling. That’s how you do it, folks.

Then after all that we calm down and talk bad movie marketing for our topic. What gets under our skin when it comes to convincing people to see a movie.

I wish this cover was how the movie was.

This episode we watch Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) a religious, rock, porn movie made in seven days for $100k. For once, we seriously can’t recommend this movie for viewing. If you want to see the WTF moment of the movie and save 80 or so minutes of your life, just click here.

Then in the second, action packed, half we talk reviews of Inception and Toy Story 3. Then it’s on to a topic of best performances by an actor in an otherwise terrible movie.

]]> http://bmfcast.com/?feed=rss2&p=460 1 I wish this cover was how the movie was. This episode we watch Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) a religious, rock, porn movie made in seven days for $100k. For once, we seriously can’t recommend this movie for viewing. If you want to see the WTF moment of the movie and save 80 or so minutes of your life, just click here. Then in the second, action packed, half we talk reviews of Inception and Toy Story 3. Then it’s on to a topic of best performances by an actor in an otherwise terrible movie. This episode we watch Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) a religious, rock, porn movie made in seven days for $100k. For once, we seriously can’t recommend this movie for viewing. If you want to see the WTF moment of the movie and save 80 or so [...] BMFcast 01:30:06 bad,movie,fiends,podcast,cast,bmfcast,film,cinema,movies,films,harlo,maki,bj,beej,rock,roll,nightmare,edge,hell,john,mikl,thor,intercessor,inception,christopher,nolan,toy,story,actors,performance yes http://bmfcast.com/?p=453 http://bmfcast.com/?p=453#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:24:06 +0000 bmfcast http://bmfcast.com/?p=453

This will lend a little creedence to the discussion.

This episode we pull a little double duty as we watch Troll 2 (1990) with a bit of a combo discussion about Best Worst Movie (2010), the documentary that details this cult movie phenomenon. The evil trolls goblins are out to turn the Waits into plants so they can eat them. Vegetarianism runs amok in this one.

Then we talk Predators and The Last Airbender. One is good enough and the other is bad enough. We’ll let you figure out which is which. And we also delve into a bit of historical cinema as we talk Casablanca and classic movies in general. Check it out!

This revolution shouldn't have been televised.

This episode we get a full dose of Girl Power as we watch Spice World (1997) because we’re obviously the target demographic on that one.

Then we talk 2012 and Shutter Island (the movie they made from that trailer) which leads us into our topic of dream projects we wished were directed by someone else.

This Ain't No Movie either

This episode we pay tribute to Dennis Hopper and video game movie adaptations by watching the original, Super Mario Bros. (1993). What happens when you cram so much crap in a movie it can barely contain it? What happens when you take a simple 8 bit game plot and try to have even less of one? We find out.

Then we talk the polar opposite of the coolness factor in the second half as we all saw A-Team!  This gratuitous use of explosions and badassadry is right up our alley. We talk some other movies on home video and take a quick updated look at our summer movie plans. Enjoy.

What section should we put this movie in?

This episode it’s wall to wall action to make up for a missing week. We get all kinds of stunty with Action U.S.A. (1989).

Then we talk some recent watches during our week off and answer a listener question about our worst theater going experiences.

Transmorph and do very little.

This episode we finally get around to watching Transmorphers (2007) and are joined by special guest Luis. If you’re going to make a ripoff movie you may as well rip off every sci fi movie.

Then we talk movies that had you until a certain point. Usually the end but a clear point where the movie fell apart.

This SpoilCast special is all about the big movie of the summer, Iron Man 2.  As always this contains massive spoilers so listen only if you’ve seen it or just don’t care. You’ve been warned.

Let's get ready to rumble, Steve!

This week we watch Arena (1989) which has been a long time coming. Steve Armstrong takes on intergalactic tough guys in a fight for humanity or maybe some blonde dude beats up on some rubber aliens. Either way, it’s a good time had by all.

Then we answer a message from the Garfield Phone Hotline from Greencapt and probably alienate some fans by talking about movies that have lost their luster over time.

What is this movie about?

This week we are joined by special guest Zark as he brings the movie of HIS choice in Night of the Comet (1984). I’m afraid this movie defies description so just listen up.

Then we talk a few new releases in Kick-Ass and The Losers.  We also bathe in the warm glow of simulated murder in Law Abiding Citizen and Rambo.

Nature is gonna kick your ass.

This episode we suffer The Happening. Why do people keep letting M. Night Shyamalan make terrible movies? His latest opus should have stopped it (but it didn’t).

Then it’s our summer movie preview roundup. We talk what we’re most excited about and the worst July 4th weekend EVER.

To serve, protect and mess your genitals up.

This episode we talk Omega Cop (1990) starring Ron Marchini. Nary a crotch is safe as Marchini as John Travis kicks and punches his way through a post apocalyptic city forgetting his gun and collecting women. All this and a doo wop soundtrack.

Then we answer our Alpha listener call from the Garfield Phone BMFcast Hotline. What movies as a concept or in casting are puzzling? Find out as we talk it over. And Harlo reveals a long kept secret.

The 6 million dollar poster.

This episode we toss the old football around and tackle The Room starring, directed, produced, written and carried to term by Tommy Wiseau.  How this steaming pile of self indulgence cost around six million dollars, we’ll never know.

Then after the break we discuss the upcoming Ridley Scott Robin Hood movie and how it was originally written as a role reversal plot. We also discuss other stories that would benefit from seeing them from the other side of view.  Also a PSA against seeing Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist.

Where's James Brown?

This episode we spoil up some Hot Tub Time Machine. The movie isn’t even out yet but we got advance screening tickets. So listen at your own risk.

We're gonna need bigger guns!

This episode we celebrate one year of casting by taking to heart Split Second starring the inimitable Rutger Hauer as he imitates every b-movie badass in history.

Then we take a moment and reflect back on the year that was.  OK it’s a long moment consisting of the entire second half.  But hey indulge us.  It’s a celebration bitches.

Take it out.. of the dvd case and watch it.

This episode we watch direct to DVD masterpiece Road House 2. How close can it come to a 5 Jox rating? It’s +1 Busey and -1 Swayze away.

Then it’s time for our official Oscar picks to get official after the break.

Star Cash-In

This week we watch Starcrash (1979). Can Intergalactic Italian hottie and David Hasselhoff save the universe with the help of Peter Frampton:Time Lord? Only Emperor Christopher Plummer knows for sure.

Then we talk about Oscar nominations, Jimmy C’s Avater and an un-romantic comedy after the break.

Mega bad CGI at its finest.

This week we watch the much talked about Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. What could go wrong with a title like that?

Then we have a heated discussion and get heavy about gangster movies. Who is the wise guy again? And you think I’m funny? Do I amuse you?

Go go Inframan

This week we watch Infra-man (1975) sometimes called Super Infra-man. It’s from the Shaw Brothers so you know it’s quality. He was mighty, he was morphing, and he was powerful long before those damn ranger kids.

Then we talk about our holiday bounty in movies we watched and received as presents. And Maki spoils Harlo’s secret.

Needs more conquering.

This week we bring you holiday spectacular featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Polar badgers and cardboard robots galore.

Then we go over our picks for best and favorite movies of the year and the 00′s.

It'll Rothrock your world.

The week we watch Undefeatable. It’ll fight its way into your heart as long as you don’t care about acting, story or budget. It’s a lot of raping for not much money.

Then we continue with our discussion of the best mano a mano fights in film history as we also give our review of Ninja Assassin.

No really, it's more fun than this looks.

This week we watch Beer For My Horses starring Toby Keith which was recommended by Brandon. We go country with Toby, Rodney Carrington and the one, the only, Ted Nugent.

Then we have a song in our hearts as we talk music movies. Not musicals per se, but movies based strongly around music.

Kull does indeed rock

This week go medieval as we watch the not-Conan epic Kull the Conqueror. Sorbo. Axe. Rock. No more needs to be said.

Then we spend the second half going further into insanity as we attempt to give our preview of fall movies. Witness the trainwreck that happens after midnight.

And you know I was going to include this.

"You may be mildly interested in seeing this movie!" - BMFcast.com

This is our first mini-cast where we talk about a recent movie in which we may give away key plot points in our discussion. That’s why we decided to call it the SpoilCast. The first is on Paranormal Activity. You’ve been warned.

Then, well there is no then, it’s only a little over 20 minutes.

Double features aren't always doubly good.

This week the manatees at the BMFcast delve into the world of the double feature for Halloween. From there the real horror begins.

Then we just delve into a further pit of horrors as we talk favorite and scariest horror movies of all time.

Never bring a sword to a robot fight.

This week we suffer at the hands of our first previously MST3k’d movie, Robot Holocaust. There are some out there that claim it didn’t happen but we have proof.

Then we delve into the world of sequels both good and bad.

Set a course for censorSHIP!

This week we complete the trilogy of Ice with the Ice T (aquatic) vehicle known as Final Voyage. We suffer through either the weakest rated R movie ever or a TV edit. Either way it needed more violence, language and nudity to make this Ice seem cool.

Then we briefly sum up Zombieland and go into the listener feedback pool in the second half.

The Passion of the Travolta.

This week we celebrate six months of casting with one INfamous movie. Scientology explodes onto the scene as we watch Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000. You’d think from all the time that has passed from 10,000 B.C. to Year One to 1941 and finally to 3000 A.D. the movies would have gotten better.

Then on a happier note we finally drop the bad and talk the good as we celebrate our favorite legitimate films of all time.

How could we NOT watch this movie?

This week we pay tribute to the man, the myth, the legend the only way Bad Movie Fiends can, we watch Black Dog. 18 wheelers, guns, explosions, Meat Loaf, and the Swayze. Sounds like our kind of party.

Then in the 2nd half we keep the Swayze love fest rolling as we talk about other choice classics from his extensive career. RIP you ass kicking dance machine.

Monkey zombie cowboy uses his poop slinging skills.

This week we had the misfortune of randomly picking The Quick and the Undead. This “movie” proves that we bring the worst of the worst when we have guests. Sorry Zark!

In the second half we go off on many a tangent as we talk our favorite and least favorite genres of movies in general. Plus a quick post-Dragon*con recap.

That smirk says you'll be broke in a year.

This week we stop, collaborate and watch Cool as Ice. That’s right, the Vanilla Ice blockbuster. Word to your mother.

Then we talk  Inglourious Basterds and nerdly pursuits at DragonCon.  Sorry for the echo in this week’s recording.  We tried a new way to normalize and we got a lot of mic bleed-through.  Hopefully it isn’t too distracting.

Now this is how you do a bad movie cover.

This week watch Ninja Terminator. Camo old white guy ninja, Garfield phone, robots and a truckload of ass kicking.  Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahh!

Then we talk District 9, Rambo’s body count and Gandhi.  Yeah somehow those are related.

"Crime is a disease." - Marion Cobretti

This week we watch the Stallone 1986 killing opus Cobra. Not gonna lie, a lot of mofos die in this one.

Then we get thematic up in here as we talk G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Oh snap we’re clever!

I think we killed Coolio

This week we tackle Bad Trip (aka Tyrone) recommended by and starring Ethan Suplee. The Coolio principle is still in effect.

For the second half we discover the origin stories of the BMFcasters as we talk about what got us into bad movies.

Good thing Sinbad is happy.

We also talk about our biggest regrets of popular movies we haven’t seen.

]]> http://bmfcast.com/?feed=rss2&p=6 0 Good thing Sinbad is happy. This week we sail with Sinbad of the Seven Seas.  Lou Ferigno, a midget, wizards and zombies await! We also talk about our biggest regrets of popular movies we haven’t seen. This week we sail with Sinbad of the Seven Seas.  Lou Ferigno, a midget, wizards and zombies await! We also talk about our biggest regrets of popular movies we haven’t seen. bmfcast.com 01:06:13 bad movie fiends podcast cast movie sinbad seven seas lou ferigno film films pungeon watchmen shawshank zombie amazon midget samurai pirate yes http://bmfcast.com/?p=7 http://bmfcast.com/?p=7#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:57:00 +0000 bmfcast http://media.podcastingmanager.com/3/1/6/9/6/180167-169613/Media/bmf018.mp3?ref=rss

A serious lack of scuba.

This week we spend another weekend with Bernie in Weekend at Bernie’s II. Who wouldn’t want to make a sequel to a movie about a dead guy?

We also talk briefly on our love of Moon and House of the Dead: Overkill.  Then this week’s topic is TV or Video Games we think would make a decent film.

Run Dolph, run!

We come in peace this week as we watch I Come In Peace (1990). Like some dark angel to watch over us, this movie has “it.”

Plus we talk Public Enemies and other summer movies. It’s a jam packed second half of moviesplosion!

Lesbian vampires? How can this be bad?

This week we watched Vampyros Lesbos.  We’re split whether it sucks or bites.  At least we fixed our nudity ratio.

We also talk Transformers 2 and The Hangover as the summer movie season talk continues.

This poster captures Cube's snarl so well.

Death of Xtreme!  This week we watch TORQUE! Why is it in all caps? Because it’s so Xtreme! This description needs more exclamation points! Brought to you by Axe® and Mtn Dew®! (not really)

We also carry on our summer movie talks.

I can't believe this movie has a sequel!

Our Full House beats our normal Three of a Kind as this week we go back to the Big House with Fortress.  Can Stuart Gordon be the one to out Robot Jox his own movie? Find out as special guests TStrel and Silent Jen join us in the BMFcast studio.

We also talk favorite quotable movies, Drag Me To Hell and go just a tad off topic in the 2nd half.

Now THIS is how you make a poster.

This week we take on both Chuck Norris and David Carradine in Lone Wolf McQuade. Fighting ensues.  We talk some facts about rope.

Then we take a walk down memory lane as we recall our earliest movie watching experiences.

I am pure box office gold!

Episode 8 is here! We briefly talk about Hudson Hawk and then there’s a few outtakes after the break in lieu of our normal post break conversation.  Enjoy!

Do you smell fish?

This week we talk Twilight. Shall we compare thee to a feminine hygiene product? Yes and plenty.  This is what happens when you try to sell Anne Rice at a Hot Topic.  And people are buying for some reason.

Then it’s next round of summer movies.

I like to think of him as the star of Kickboxer.

Cyborgs and Pirates and Van Damme. Oh My!  This week we talk JCVD’s Cyborg.  RARRRRRW!

We also put on our berets and grab our popcorn as we talk indie films and the next round of summer blockbusters.

Hot Time (In This City Tonight)

Ooooh.. Navy Seals! This week we jump on board with Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn and others from the big screen in Navy Seals.  Hoorah!

Then we go live to the first round playoff of summer movie madness.  It’s anybody’s ballgame!

When I visit her in the mud pits.

This week we watch The Spirit and it sucks ours out of us.  Why Frank Miller needs to retire gracefully.

Plus afterward we talk predictions for the 2009 Summer movie season.  What’s a must see, must avoid and solid meh from us? Find out!

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Shhhh be very very quiet, this week we’re talking Stealth.  Can we catch that waskily airpwane?

Then we talk a few current movies that aren’t necessarily all that bad. And the topic of the week is Movie Soundtracks.  It’s chock full of goodness this week!

ROBOT JOX!!!

This week we yell our love of ROBOT JOX from the top of the Internet’s mountain.  We finally find our kind of bad movie and we’re not ashamed to love it.

We also talk some forgotten classics.  Movies the have slipped through the cracks but need to be known.