Month: December 2017


BMFcast406 – Disorderlies – Fat Asstagonists

Disorderlies (1987) is a Three Stooges-esque comedy starring those ’80s icons(?) The Fat Boys. They’re a trio of orderlies hired to do a bad job by a scheming nephew looking to inherit his uncle’s fortune. We’d say wackiness ensues, but it’s already been stated that The Fat Boys can never be wack.

In the second half everyone is catching up on 2017 movies before next week’s Golden Jox awards, so we get quick takes on Colossal, Dunkirk, The Little Hours, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Pottersville, Sandy Wexler, Logan Lucky, Detroit, and Atomic Blonde. Holy cow.

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BMFcast Extra 058 – 100 Rifles

100 Rifles (1969) stars Jim Brown, Raquel Welch and Burt Reynolds fighting the evil Fernando Lamas in the old west. Features a Jerry Goldsmith score and stunts galore!

BMFcast405 – Christmas Twister – Kristin Chestoweth

Christmas Twister (2012) (aka F6 Twister) helps us celebrate the holiday and returns favorite Casper Van Dien to the show as a disgraced climate researcher hoping to patch things up with his newscaster wife (Victoria Pratt) as a monster tornado interrupts their Christmas season. Not gonna lie, this movie is extra dumb, but we had a lot of fun with it.

After the break we switch things up as we take some listener voice- and e-mails before we get into a giant Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) discussion, both non-spoiler and spoilery as hell. Also, really, really long.

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BMFcast Extra 057 – Mean Guns

Mean Guns (1997)… You’d think an Ice-T / Christopher Lambert action movie would be right up our alley, but there’s a wild card involved here — director Albert Pyun. *sigh* Listen for our explanation as to why we’ve now added his named to our list of banned keywords for acceptable BMFcast movies.

BMFcast404 – Nighthawks – Peek A Boo Cop

Nighthawks (1981) combines two of our favorites, Rutger Hauer and Sylvester Stallone (along with Billy Dee Williams) in the story of a couple beat cops tasked with stopping an international terrorist. Does this slow burn thriller pay off for us?

In the second half we go nuts with movies, as we’ve all been quite busy watching the movie based on The Room (2003), The Disaster Artist (2017); hit up Netflix for Master of None and the longly-titled documentary Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond – Featuring a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton (2017); catch up on some new comedies in The House (2017) and Baywatch (2017); get weird with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) and weirder with Colossal (2017); and delve into blockbuster fare with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jurassic World (2015) and Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) and Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015). That might be the longest sentence we’ve ever put together.

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BMFcast Extra 056 – Fuzz

Fuzz (1972) is a hard one to talk about, so we go off on tangents like “Why is Burt Reynolds famous?” and “Yul Brynner’s voice: What’s up with that?”

BMFcast Extra 055 – I The Jury

I, The Jury (1982) was recommended to us based on the theme music alone. This adaptation of a couple of Mickey Spillane Mike Hammer novels features Armand Assante as a pissed off private dick doing… something. Whatever it is though, he’s angry about it!

BMFcast403 – Chrome Soldiers – Iraq Defeats Truman

Chrome Soldiers (1992) is a TV movie reuniting two of our favorites: Gary Busey and Yaphet Kotto! However, neither really gets used the way we’d like in this tale of Vietnam Vet bikers taking on corrupt cops and a drug ring in Oregon.

The second half is chock full of so many movies we’re just gonna make a list, so check it out if you like any of the following: Justice League (2017), Spider Man Homecoming (2017), The Maze Runner (2014), Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015), The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017), The Incredibles (2004), Toy Story 3 (2010), Alien Covenant (2017) extra features, Arsenal (2017), Black Butterfly (2017) or Office Christmas Party (2016). Phew!

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