BMFcast90 – The Blood Bank


Hard to Rotoscope (the poster)

Hard to Kill (1990) stars Steven Seagal, somehow just now making his BMFcast debut. So maybe we didn’t hit the stratosphere exactly on our 1980s swansong, but there’s still a lot of fun to be had here. And you can take that to the bank.


Second half we take a plethora of voicemails and give our review of Conan the Barbarian (2011).




  1. Ed says:

    It’s Lam-BURT. We’re not in France. :-p

    Also, I have Volcano High somewhere. I loved it.

  2. MusiM says:

    If you want a Christopher Lambert movie I’d hit up Mean Guns. Its definitely no 5 Jox’er but add a beer or two and it might be. Lambert, Ice T, and a prison full of criminals with a 10 million dollar pot for whoever survives. Actually it might just be a 1 Jox’er. The description might have more novelty than the movie itself. Although the whole movie has like salsa for the soundtrack which is funny. Man I suck at sales.

    I haven’t seen the new Conan movie yet and really your reactions to it are the only things that have made me even consider seeing it. I HATED Conan the Destroyer and I absolutely love Conan the Barbarian. The first movie was just so epic despite its budget and cast, I actually rewatch it at least once a year. The music, the characters, Mako’s narration, James Earl Jones, I mean it was awesome. And Conan the Barbarian lacked everything that was good about the first. And the first time I even saw the original Conan movies was maybe 2007 so its not like I have a rose colored glasses on. It even made me give the comics a try which very quickly bored the crap out of me.

    I have to miss DragonCon this year which is sad. Last year was so much fun too. Suzy’s going but she’ll be working most of the time.

  3. Maki Maki says:

    Ed, we have an international following, don’t you know? Gotta keep it real with the Lambert.

    I would consider Mean Guns but it is yet another Albert Pyun movie and we need to give that guy a break for a while. Vicious Lips and Captain America almost killed us. I still think Fortress 2 might be our best Christoph LAMBEHHHHHH pick for a future episode.

    I will say this about new Conan… Zhim is no Doom. Guy from Avatar is good but he’s no James Earle Jones. All I can say is I hold no loyalty to the old movies and I had a blast with this one.

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