May
11

BMFcast124 – Asstagonist

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This week we review Pinball Summer (1980) aka Pick-up Summer. There’s pinball. There’s boobs. This should be good. It’s not.

 

Second half we take a couple of voicemails and spend far too long discussing this little art movie that came out last week that some of you may have seen.

 

 

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Here’s a video preview of the workout scene!

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This week we review Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998) to wrap up the Before Marvel F*cking Cared About Standards Trilogy previously presented by Stan Lee.* The Hoff takes on the challenging role of the one eyed man with a plan. Lisa Rinna effortlessly manages to annoy the ever loving piss out of us by being the worst agent in the history of espionage.

Second half we take a voicemail and some email. What an original idea huh? We also talk Asylum & Roger Corman movies, GI Joe: Rise of Cobra, Rango, The People Vs. George Lucas, Thor and Captain America. Enjoy!

 

 

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This week we review Dr. Strange (1978) a TV movie made to set up a series that never happened to continue our Before Marvel F*cking Cared About Standards Trilogy presented by Stan Lee.* If there’s one thing we learned from this is that having a mustache in 1978 automatically makes you a good guy.

Second half we talk about Clash/Wrath of the Titans, Moneyball and more. There’s voicemail! There’s email! There’s puns! Excelsior!

 

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* As always, Stan Lee has nothing to do with the actual production and all imitations and likenesses therein are purely down for comedy and out of love of (co)creators.

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Apr
20

BMFcast121 – PUNisher

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This week we review The Punisher (1989) to begin our Before Marvel F#@%ing Cared About Standards Trilogy presented by Stan Lee*. Our buddy Dolph Lundgren is out to murder some dudes, but can he deliver us another 5 Jox movie?

Second half we go movie talking crazy as we cover in theater movies Lockout and Cabin in the Woods plus new to DVD Shame and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and plenty more. There’s even voicemails and emails. It’s a slightly longer episode than normal but we make every minute count. Mostly.

*Stan Lee is in no way affiliated with the BMFcast and all celebrity and cameo appearances are impersonated.

 

 

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Apr
13

BMFcast120 – Q’d Up

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This week we review Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) after many a recommendation. BMFcast alums Richard Roundtree and David Carradine hang around with us again. And that will be the only joke we’ll make at David Carradine’s expense. Instead we will now direct all our ire towards Michael Moriarty.

 

Second half is our Summer Movie prieview for 2012. We run down the major releases week by week and share our thoughts. Enjoy!

 

 

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This week we review Cross (2011) starring and produced by Brian Austin Green and Jake Busey. It’s our burden to bear and no matter what you may think of it, we wash our hands of this entire event.

 

Second half we talk a couple of documentaries and take some listener voicemails/emails. Enjoy!

 

 

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Here’s a video preview of us insulting an entire region of the United States!

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Mar
30

BMFcast118 – T is Back

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This week we review Surviving the Game (1994) starring a bevy of BMFcast alums. Rutger Hauer, Ice T, Charles S. Dutton and Gary Busey all return in this cast. Plus throw in Oscar winner F. Murray Abraham and John C. McGinley because there needs to be more dudes with initials in this one.

 

Second half we talk The Hunger Games, takes some voicemails and email. It truly is the most dangerous game you can play with your ears. Enjoy!

 

 

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Here is a video preview of us giving terrible Ice T impersonations!

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Mar
23

BMFcast117 – Mona the Brick

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This week we review Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze (1975) in an effort to better understand the origins of Buckaroo Banzai and patriotism in general. Plus we are shown how to make a room full of people join in on your evil laugh.

 

Second half we forgo voicemails and instead talk at length about an email and the movies we’ve been watching lately. Enjoy!

 

 

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Mar
16

BMFcast116 – All Hail Mr. T

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This week we review D.C. Cab (1983) directed by the man who put nipples on the Batsuit and starring the dynamic duo of Mr. T and Gary Busey. It is, for once, a comedy we can truly sink our enormous Busey teeth into.

 

Second half is voicemail laden with a broad range of topics covered. Enjoy!

 

 

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This week, in celebration of our three year anniversary, we’re bringing back a legend. We review Fire Birds (1990) as our first official BMFcast movie starring Nic Cage since Ep 1. There’s a reason he is the greatest.

 

Second half it’s voicemailapalooza and we also manage to talk about four new movies including The Ides of March, The Thing (2011), Hugo and Paranormal Activity 3. It may be a little longer episode than normal, but damn it if we didn’t pack it full of talk. Enjoy!

 

 

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