BMFcast37 – Schaech ‘n Jake

February 26th, 2010

Johnny Schaech and the airbrush twins.

Take it out.. of the dvd case and watch it.

This episode we watch direct to DVD masterpiece Road House 2. How close can it come to a 5 Jox rating? It’s +1 Busey and -1 Swayze away.

Then it’s time for our official Oscar picks to get official after the break.

 

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BMFcast36 – Stella!!

February 12th, 2010

The adventures of space hooker and Peter Frampton.

Star Cash-In

This week we watch Starcrash (1979). Can Intergalactic Italian hottie and David Hasselhoff save the universe with the help of Peter Frampton:Time Lord? Only Emperor Christopher Plummer knows for sure.

Then we talk about Oscar nominations, Jimmy C’s Avater and an un-romantic comedy after the break.

 

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BMFcast35 – Mega Wise Vs The Comedian

January 28th, 2010
I smell funamones!

Mega bad CGI at its finest.

This week we watch the much talked about Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. What could go wrong with a title like that?

Then we have a heated discussion and get heavy about gangster movies. Who is the wise guy again? And you think I’m funny? Do I amuse you?

 

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BMFcast34 – Inframation

January 16th, 2010
Go go Inframan.

Go go Inframan

This week we watch Infra-man (1975) sometimes called Super Infra-man. It’s from the Shaw Brothers so you know it’s quality. He was mighty, he was morphing, and he was powerful long before those damn ranger kids.

Then we talk about our holiday bounty in movies we watched and received as presents. And Maki spoils Harlo’s secret.

 

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BMFcast33 – BMFcast Holiday Special

December 23rd, 2009
Needs more conquering.

Needs more conquering.

This week we bring you holiday spectacular featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Polar badgers and cardboard robots galore.

Then we go over our picks for best and favorite movies of the year and the 00’s.

 

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BMfcast32 – Nitro Kick

December 18th, 2009
It'll Rothrock your world.

It'll Rothrock your world.

The week we watch Undefeatable. It’ll fight its way into your heart as long as you don’t care about acting, story or budget. It’s a lot of raping for not much money.

Then we continue with our discussion of the best mano a mano fights in film history as we also give our review of Ninja Assassin.

 

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Why Episode I sucks in approximately 70 minutes…

December 18th, 2009

This guy apparently found some kind of machine that burrows into my head and can READ MY MIND. Because every complaint he has is one that I’ve leveled at this movie at some point. Just watch it. Then watch part 2, then parts 3-7. Yes, his series has more episodes than Star Wars.

The only problem with this already existing? How can a BMFcast possibly top this? And here I was hoping we’d be able to do Episode I for Episode 50… Even if we do, I promise not to talk like that guy. Maybe.