China O’Brien (1990) is our movie for the week. Cynthia Rothrock is back to kick and punch some vengeance into a lawless small town and also run a successful campaign for sheriff.
Death Warrant (1990) is our movie of the week. JCVD goes undercover in a prison in a series of terrible ideas and shaky motives only to come up against The Sandman. They have a fight, Van Damme wins. Van Damme.
Hardware (1990) is our first movie of 2015. This is not the movie you’re looking for. Move along.
Second half it’s time for our 2014 Golden Jox celebrating the best movies of the year. That’s it. The entire half. Enjoy!
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) is how we wrap up 2014. Steve James is back for the third time but instead of Dudikoff we get the Cyborg Cop himself, David Bradley.
Fred Claus (2007) is our gift to you this holiday season. May the tidings of Oscar winners and tiny Luda be upon you and yours.
Tornado! (1996) is our movie for the week. Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson chase tornadoes in this TV mockbuster to Twister. That’s about all that needs to be said about that.
Second half we discuss all the hot new trailers, The Babadook, 3 Days to Kill, Chef, Edge of Tomorrow and Into the Storm which may have prompted another tornado movie being watched. Plus listener correspondence. Enjoy!
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation marks our return from a long break. Steve James is here to wreck some ninja butt with some guy named Dudikoff.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) is our wrap up to Sharksgiving. A great white shark chases Sheriff Brody’s widow Ellen down to the Bahamas after it eats her son. Because that seems like a thing a shark should do.
Deep Blue Sea (1999) is how we celebrate both Sharksgiving and two hundred fifty episodes. It’s a big movie. It’s a dumb movie. It’s a big dumb movie full of smart sharks.
Second half it’s all about listener correspondence and reminiscing on our past, origins and how we shockingly kill off Chuck in the final panel. Enjoy!
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) is how we open Sharksgiving. CGI sharks, stilted dialog and insane performances by our main cast members make this something special.